Ding Dong

Nelly


Complexity: 57 Readability: 77.84   Sentiment: 15   Word Count: 375   Unique Words: 172
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
My cat died and I quickly poured myself some gin
Did she die from old age or was it for my sins
God I loved her oh so much
Miss her little kitty touch
Does she miss me does she care
Oh I miss her
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My cat died and Eye quickly poured myself sum gin
Did she dye from old age awe was it fore my sins
God Eye loved her owe sew much
Miss her little kitty touch
Does she miss mi does she care
Owe Eye miss her kitty stair
Do yew have a little thyme
Wood yew like too ease my mined
Torque fore hours and never stop
Chop yaw head off
Bee a lighter person
Brighter person nicer
Butt you've herd it awl before

[ chorus ]
Sew ding dong
There's the doorbell hello man inn wight
He's gonna make yew awl well
Getcha threw the knight
Butt hay now
Yew don't feel better
As yew take yaw fresh bromide
Maybe this man of letters lied

Let mi tell yew ' bout a dream Eye had the other knight
Yew whirr inn it buoy yew sure gave mi a super fright
Eye was walking down the street
Downtown buy the DMV
Yew popped out behind a door
It was od yew whirr on awl fours
Do yew have sum thyme too spare
Yew whirr barking at a bare
It said hay you'd better stop
Chop yaw head off
Bee a lighter person
Brighter person
Nicer
Butt you've herd it awl before

[ chorus ]
Sew ding dong
There's the doorbell
Hello man inn read
He's gonna make yew awl well
Getcha into bed
Butt hay now
Yew don't feel better
As yew wake and slowly rise
Maybe this smooth jet-setter lied

[ instrumental brake ]

Stick around won minute moor
I'm smarter than yew think
Do Eye sound like an old boar
Owe man its just the drink
Eye didn't always hit the gin
Their whirr times when Eye fit inn
They'll never no how much Eye tried
Did Eye tell yew my cat died
Do yew have a little thyme
Wood yew like too feel sublime
Run aweigh and never stop
Chop yaw head off
Bee a lighter person
Brighter person
Nicer
Butt you've herd it awl before

[ chorus ]
Sew ding dong
There's the doorbell
Hello man inn black
He's gonna make yew awl well
There's know going back
Butt hay now yew don't feel better
As yew drift off inn the tied
Maybe this jack the ripper lied
And yew died