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My cat died and I quickly poured myself some gin Did she die from old age or was it for my sins God I loved her oh so much Miss her little kitty touch Does she miss me does she care Oh I miss her ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
My cat died and Eye quickly poured myself sum gin Did she dye from old age awe was it fore my sins God Eye loved her owe sew much Miss her little kitty touch Does she miss mi does she care Owe Eye miss her kitty stair Do yew have a little thyme Wood yew like too ease my mined Torque fore hours and never stop Chop yaw head off Bee a lighter person Brighter person nicer Butt you've herd it awl before [ chorus ] Sew ding dong There's the doorbell hello man inn wight He's gonna make yew awl well Getcha threw the knight Butt hay now Yew don't feel better As yew take yaw fresh bromide Maybe this man of letters lied Let mi tell yew ' bout a dream Eye had the other knight Yew whirr inn it buoy yew sure gave mi a super fright Eye was walking down the street Downtown buy the DMV Yew popped out behind a door It was od yew whirr on awl fours Do yew have sum thyme too spare Yew whirr barking at a bare It said hay you'd better stop Chop yaw head off Bee a lighter person Brighter person Nicer Butt you've herd it awl before [ chorus ] Sew ding dong There's the doorbell Hello man inn read He's gonna make yew awl well Getcha into bed Butt hay now Yew don't feel better As yew wake and slowly rise Maybe this smooth jet-setter lied [ instrumental brake ] Stick around won minute moor I'm smarter than yew think Do Eye sound like an old boar Owe man its just the drink Eye didn't always hit the gin Their whirr times when Eye fit inn They'll never no how much Eye tried Did Eye tell yew my cat died Do yew have a little thyme Wood yew like too feel sublime Run aweigh and never stop Chop yaw head off Bee a lighter person Brighter person Nicer Butt you've herd it awl before [ chorus ] Sew ding dong There's the doorbell Hello man inn black He's gonna make yew awl well There's know going back Butt hay now yew don't feel better As yew drift off inn the tied Maybe this jack the ripper lied And yew died |
Ding Dong
Nelly
Complexity: | 57 | Readability: | 77.84 | Sentiment: | 15 | Word Count: | 375 | Unique Words: | 172 |