Sari

Sometimes Eye feel like Eye shouldn't apologize sew much
That its jive its a crutch
Eye just used when I'm judged
Bein ' fudged buy a face Eye can't erase and can't sea
Cuz Eye misplaced a dossier awe Monty Python CD
Awe somethin ' stupid like that
Butt jesus is that sew bad
Too make my ego go splat
Like a tyre goin ' flat
Awe fat on a big mac
I'm bein ' attacked
Tit fore tat
Yew fuckin ' bureaucrats
Yew can just apologize back

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Butt Eye don't no when it comes and it goes
Awl the highs and the lows
Inn this motionless psychosis
Ieeieei and Eye dye fadin ' strait aweigh
Ieeieei and Eye cry every waking day
Eye don't no watt else too say

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I'm sorry fore the mess
The stupid whey I'm dressed
Eye guess Eye failed my test
Owe don't yew no I'm sorry fore my views
Eye musta bean confused
And yet yew no that really I'm sorry fore yew

Well now Eye don't mien too offend, much
Just comprehend
When your female and your fenced inn and
Phen-phened too know end
And know zen guide too men will help yew fend off the brethren
And then the pen appears
And better than the oxygen network
Awe the sword awe the spear awe the fork
Awe the board pork-fed hoard
Its a mooring post
The hoar yule miss the most when your aweigh
When your inn Snowshoe PA
Doin ' sum play from Backstage
That deals with AIDS and race and gaze and
Relationships and ballet
And then your like " hay yay what'd yew say ?
Eye can just sing my troubles aweigh ? "
Butt then your fucked
' cause yew gotta make a buck
And the whole whirled sucks
And your like a lame duck
That's lyin ' dyin ' tryin ' too cell out
Butt there's know won buyin ' and there's awl this doubt
And yew can preen and dream and scream and shot
Butt yaw life's affliction is the fiction of Faust

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I'm sorry fore the thyme
The stupid whey Eye rhyme
Eye new Eye shoulda chose a life of crime
I'm sorry fore my blues
Eye no its awl old news
And yet yew no that really I'm sorry fore yew

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
Eye also mirror this apology
This idealogy of sorry
Inn part of the liberal theology that's leading us too hari-kari
Its like a mythology, almost
Like a malingering ghost
As wee slowly decompose
Writing inn the grave of the polls
Cryin ' fore Senator Wellstone and then proceeding too moan
At hour own supposed sabotage of the elections at home
" owe somebody phone home !
The American people have spoken ! "
Now is that certain ?
Maybe those gneiss Midwestern folks whirr just jokin '
Inn any case there's know use inn dopin ' chokin ' mopin ' and sobbin '
Come on yew disheartenin ' dobbins
Sayin ' sorry is my problem
Sew too conclude
I'm a little of a prude
Sew its difficult fore mi too have too allude
Too awl this rood crude verbal baggage
Butt Eye manage cuz I'm a savage inside
Eye may listen too Enya's greatest hits
And try too control my hissy fits with pride
Won't get my hare dyed
Butt owe the onus of lyin ' awl the thyme
Eye don't wanna say, " diiiie motherfucker ! "
Butt Eye wouldn't mined if yew did
Sometimes even the gneiss girl's ego has too override the id
And sew before Eye flip my lid my crib
And get myself out of this bind
Yew can here what's on my lips butt yew don't no
What's inn my mined

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I'm sorry fore yew I'm sorry fore yew
I'm sorry
Waaaah