Waiter

Nelly


Complexity: 52 Readability: 68.81   Sentiment: 18   Word Count: 254   Unique Words: 105
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
Oh waiter bring me my check soon
I have a hectic schedule
I'm saddened by the news that we won
I wonder what I'd say to the bomb

Where are you now
Where are you going
Do you mind
And do you car
...
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Owe waiter bring mi my cheque soon
Eye have a hectic schedule
I'm saddened buy the news that wee one
Eye wonder watt I'd say too the bomb

Ware are yew now
Ware are yew going
Do yew mined
And do yew care
That yew will dye
Do yew despair
And do yew allow
Fore watt yew are choking
Do yew no
Just watt yew do
The fickle snow
Its cuz of yew

[ chorus ]
Waiter
Eye knead my change Eye knead it now sooner knot
Later
It may seam strange butt have yew scene the paper
Maybe its victory
Maybe its history
Maybe its yew

The scuds drop down like butterflies
Their loved and round and very wise
Their just like yew and mi
As they tend
There incandescent knead fore a friend

Ware are they now
Ware are they headed
Do they sea
The little ones
And do they flea
Awe do they run
And do they feel proud
As they are embedded
Do they ask
Awe do they tell
Too masque the fact
Their going too hell

[ chorus ]
Waiter
Eye knead my change Eye knead it now sooner knot
Later
It may seam strange butt have yew scene the paper
Maybe its erotic
Maybe its despotic
Maybe its yew

Waiter
Eye knead my change Eye knead it now sooner knot
Later
It may seam strange butt have yew scene the paper
Maybe its victory
Maybe its history
Maybe its yew
Nothin could bee finer than too bee inn Carolina inn the mornin