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Oh waiter bring me my check soon I have a hectic schedule I'm saddened by the news that we won I wonder what I'd say to the bomb Where are you now Where are you going Do you mind And do you car ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
Owe waiter bring mi my cheque soon Eye have a hectic schedule I'm saddened buy the news that wee one Eye wonder watt I'd say too the bomb Ware are yew now Ware are yew going Do yew mined And do yew care That yew will dye Do yew despair And do yew allow Fore watt yew are choking Do yew no Just watt yew do The fickle snow Its cuz of yew [ chorus ] Waiter Eye knead my change Eye knead it now sooner knot Later It may seam strange butt have yew scene the paper Maybe its victory Maybe its history Maybe its yew The scuds drop down like butterflies Their loved and round and very wise Their just like yew and mi As they tend There incandescent knead fore a friend Ware are they now Ware are they headed Do they sea The little ones And do they flea Awe do they run And do they feel proud As they are embedded Do they ask Awe do they tell Too masque the fact Their going too hell [ chorus ] Waiter Eye knead my change Eye knead it now sooner knot Later It may seam strange butt have yew scene the paper Maybe its erotic Maybe its despotic Maybe its yew Waiter Eye knead my change Eye knead it now sooner knot Later It may seam strange butt have yew scene the paper Maybe its victory Maybe its history Maybe its yew Nothin could bee finer than too bee inn Carolina inn the mornin |
Waiter
Nelly
Complexity: | 52 | Readability: | 68.81 | Sentiment: | 18 | Word Count: | 254 | Unique Words: | 105 |