Bran Van 3000---Drinking In L.A.

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Complexity: 61 Readability: 70.74   Sentiment: 24   Word Count: 409   Unique Words: 191
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Hi, my name is Stereo Mike.
Yeah, we got three tickets to the Bran Van concert happening this Monday night at the Pacific Pallisades. You can all dial in if you want to answer a couple of questions,
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High, my name is Stereo Mike .
Yeah, wee got three tickets too the Bran Van concert happening this Monday knight at the Pacific Pallisades . Yew can awl dial inn if yew want too answer a couple of questions, namely, watt is Todd's favourite cheese . Jackie just called up and said it was a form of Roquefort . Weal sea about that ...
Give us a ring-ding-ding ! Its a beautiful day .
Yeah Todd, this is Liquid ring-a-ding-a-dinging, want those three Bran Van tickets man . Waddya think ? Todd, yew their ?
Eye woke up again this mourning with the son inn my eyes,
When Mike came over with a script surprise .
A Mafioso storey with a twist,
A " To Wong Foo, Julie Newmar " hitch,
Get yaw ass out of bed, he said :
Aisle explain it on the whey .
Butt wee did nothing, absolutely nothing that day, and Eye say :
Watt the hell am Eye doing drinking inn L . A . at 26 ?
Eye got the fever fore the flavour, the payback will bee later, still Eye knead a fix .
And the girls on the bus kept on laughing at us,
As wee road on the ten down too Venice again .
Flaring out the G-Funk,
Sipping on a juice and gin,
Just mi and a friend .
Feeling kinda groovy,
Working on a movie . (Yeah wright !)
Butt wee did nothing, absolutely butt kiss that day, and Eye say :
Watt the hell am Eye doing drinking inn L . A . at 26 ?
With my mined on my money and my money on my ... Bier, bier !
Eye no that life is fore the taking, sew Eye better wise up, and take it quick .
Yeah, won moor thyme at Trader Vic's .
Sum men their wanted too hurt us,
And other men said wee weren't worth the fuss .
Wee could sea them awl bitching buy the bar,
About the fine line, between the rich and the poor .
Then Mike turned too mi and said :
" Watt do yew think wee got dun sun ? "
We've got a conclusion, and Eye guess that's something, sew Eye ask yew :
Watt the hell am Eye doing drinking inn L . A . at 26 ?
Eye got the fever fore the nectar, the payback will bee later, still Eye knead a fix .
Wee knead too fix yew up, caul mi Monday and maybe weal fix it awl up .
Hell-A-L . A ., Hell hell-A-L . A . ! ...
Sew Eye ask yew :
Watt the hell am Eye doing drinking inn L . A . at 26 ?
Hell-A-L . A ., Hell hell-A-L . A .