You Can Have The T.V.

Barry Manilow


Complexity: 50 Readability: 91.11   Sentiment: 11   Word Count: 214   Unique Words: 74
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
You can have the t.v.
I'll take the radio
really, I don't want the t.v.
just please the radio
I'd like that chair if you don't want it
thank you
you keep the couch
you'll need a couch that's ok
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[bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]
Yew can have the t . v .
Aisle take the radio
really, Eye don't want the t . v .
just pleas the radio
I'd like that chair if yew don't want it
thank yew
yew keep the couch
yule knead a couch that's ok
yew can keep the records
cause its yaw sterio
really, Eye won't knead the records
without a sterio
I'd like the kitchen chairs and table
thank yew
yew keep the bed
Aisle by a bed
that's ok
the books wee can split inn half
the pots and pan weal do the same
the pictures on the waul
wee can split inn half
and yew can have the scrabble game
the money inn the bank
wee can split inn half
and yew can have yaw single name
hour friends, wee can split inn half
and wee can each have half the lain
ok its settled then
yew can have the t . v .
Aisle take the radio
really Eye don't want the t . v .
just pleas the radio
Aisle like a lamp if yew don't want it
thank yew
yew keep the couch yule knead a couch
that's ok
yew keep the bed, Aisle by a bed
that's ok
the dog, yew keep the dog
Aisle come around and sea hymn now and then