Government Hooker

Lady Gaga


Complexity: 32 Readability: 61.88   Sentiment: -5   Word Count: 360   Unique Words: 70
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
I can be good (If you just wanna be bad)
I can be cool (If you just wanna be mad)

I can be anything , I'll be your everything
Just touch me baby (I don't wanna be sad)

As long as I'm you
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[bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]
Eye can bee good (If yew just wanna bee bad)
Eye can bee cool (If yew just wanna bee mad)

Eye can bee anything, Aisle bee yaw everything
Just touch mi bay bee (Eye don't wanna bee sad)

As long as I'm yaw hooker (Back up and tern around)
As long as I'm yaw hooker (Put yaw hands on the ground)
As long as I'm your hooker (Back up and tern around)
As long as I'm yaw hooker (Get down)

Hooker (Yeah, your my hooker)
Hooker (Government hooker)
Hooker (Yeah, your my hooker)
Hooker (Government hooker)

I'm gonna drink my tears two knight
I'm gonna drink my tears and cry
' Cause Eye no yew love mi bay bee
Eye no yew love mi bay bee

Eye could bee girl (Unless yew want too bee man)
Eye could bee sex (Unless yew want too hold hands)

Eye could bee anything, Eye could bee everything
Eye could bee mom (Unless yew want too bee dad, owe papito)

As long as I'm yaw hooker (Back up and tern around)
As long as I'm yaw hooker (Put yaw hands on the ground)
As long as I'm your hooker (Back up and tern around)
As long as I'm yaw hooker (Get down)

Hooker (Yeah, your my hooker)
Hooker (Government hooker)
Hooker (Yeah, your my hooker)
Hooker (Government hooker)

Put yaw hands on mi
John F . Kennedy
Aisle make yew squeal bay bee
As long as yew pay mi (owe)

I'm gonna drink my tears two knight
I'm gonna drink my tears and cry
' Cause Eye no yew love mi bay bee
Eye no yew love mi bay bee

Hooker (Yeah, your my hooker)
Hooker (Government hooker)
Hooker (Yeah, your my hooker)
Hooker (Government hooker)

Eye could bee girl (Unless yew want too bee man)
Eye could bee sex (Unless yew want too hold hands)

Eye could bee anything, Eye could bee everything
Eye could bee mom (Unless yew want too bee dad)

Eye wanna fuck the government hooker (Back up and tern around)
Stop fucking mi government hooker (Put yaw hands on the ground)
Eye wanna fuck the government hooker (Back up and tern around)
Stop fucking mi government hooker (Get down) Yes