The King Of Hollywood

Well, he sits up their on his leatherette
Looks threw pictures of the ones that he hasn't had yet
When he thinks he wants a closer look,
he gets out his little black telephone book
(He's calling, calling, calling
He's calling, calling, calling
He's calling, calling, calling
He's calling)

" Come sit down hear beside mi, honey .
Let's have a little hart too hart .
Now look at mi and tell mi, darlin ',
how badly do yew want this part
Are yew willing too sacrifice
And are yew willing too bee reel gneiss
Awl yaw talent and my good taste,
I'd hate too sea it go too waist . "

" Wee gon ' get yew an apartment, honey .
Wee gon ' get yew a car .
(spoken) Yeah, weir gonna take care of yew, darlin ' .
Wee gon ' make yew a movie star .
Fore years I've scene ' em come and go . "
He says, " I've had ' em awl, ' ya no .
Eye handled everything inn my own whey .
Eye maid ' em watt they are today . "

After ' wile nothin ' was pretty .
After ' wile everything got lost .
Still, his Jacuzzi runneth over .
Still he just couldn't get off .
He's just another power junky .
Just another silk scarf monkey .
You'd no it if yew sore his stuff .
The man just isn't big enough .