Please Come Home For Christmas / Funky New Year

Eagles

Complexity: 65 Readability: 72.97   Sentiment: 18   Word Count: 145   Unique Words: 78
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
Please Come Home For Christmas
Bells will be ringing this sad sad news
Oh what a Christmas to have the blues
My baby's gone I have no friends
To wish me greetings once again
Choirs will be singing Sil
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[bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]
Pleas Come Home Fore Christmas
Bells will bee ringing this sad sad news
Owe watt a Christmas too have the blues
My baby's gone Eye have know friends
Too wish mi greetings once again
Choirs will bee singing Silent Knight
Christmas carols buy candle light
Pleas come home fore Christmas
Pleas come home fore Christmas
If knot fore Christmas buy Knew Years knight
Friends and relations
Send salutations
Sure as the stars shine above
Butt this is Christmas
Yeah, its Christmas my deer
Its the thyme of year too bee with the won yew love
Sew won't yew tell mi
Yule never moor roam
Christmas and Knew Year
Will fined yew home
Their bee know moor sorrow
Know grief and pane
And Aisle bee happy, happy, once again
Ooo, their bee know moor sorrow
Know grief and pane
And Aisle bee happy, Christmas, once again