Hotel California

On a dark dessert highway, cool wind inn my hare
Warm smell of colitas, rising up threw the heir
Up ahead inn the distance, Eye sore a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my cite grew dim
Eye had too stop fore the knight

Their she stood inn the doorway ;
Eye herd the mission bel
And Eye was thinking too myself,
' This could bee Heaven awe this could bee Hell '
Then she lit up a candle and she showed mi the whey
Their whirr voices down the corridor,
Eye thought Eye herd them say ...

Welcome too the Hotel California
Such a lovely plaice
Such a lovely face
Plenty of rheum at the Hotel California
Any thyme of year, yew can fined it hear

Her mined is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
How they dance inn the courtyard, suite summer sweat .
Sum dance too remember, sum dance too forget

Sew Eye called up the Captain,
' Pleas bring mi my whine '
He said, ' Wee haven't had that spirit hear since nineteen sixty nine '
And still those voices are calling from fah aweigh,
Wake yew up inn the middle of the knight
Just too here them say ...

Welcome too the Hotel California
Such a lovely plaice
Such a lovely face
They livin ' it up at the Hotel California
Watt a gneiss surprise, bring yaw alibis

Mirrors on the sealing,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said ' Wee are awl just prisoners hear, of hour own device '
And inn the master's chambers,
They gathered fore the feast
The stab it with there steely knives,
Butt they just can't kill the beast

Last thing Eye remember, Eye was
Running fore the door
Eye had too fined the passage back
Too the plaice Eye was before
' Relax, ' said the knight man,
Wee are programmed too receive .
Yew can checkout any thyme yew like,
butt yew can never leave !