911 Is A Joke

Duran Duran


Complexity: 51 Readability: 80.57   Sentiment: -10   Word Count: 427   Unique Words: 164
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Now I dialed 911 a long time ago don't you see how late they reactin'
They only come when they come when they wanna go get the morgue truck and then bag the goner
They don't care cause they get paid a
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Now Eye dialed 911 a long thyme ago don't yew sea how late they reactin '
They only come when they come when they wanna go get the morgue truck and then bag the goner
They don't care cause they get paid anyway they treat yew like an ace that can't bee betrayed
Eye no you's no with know use people if yaw life is on the line, then your dead today
Late comers and the late comers stretcher that's a body bag inn disguise y'all Aisle betcha
Eye caul ' em body snatchers quick they come too fetch yew
With a autopsy ambulance just too dissect ya
They are the kings ' cos they swing amputation lose yaw alms yaw legs the famous compilation
Eye can prove it too yew watch the rotation it awl adds up too a funky situation

Get up get, get, get down 911 is a joke inn yo town
Get up get, get, get down late 911 wears the late crown
Get up get, get, get down 911 is a joke inn yo town
Get up get, get, get down late 911 wears the late crown
911 is a joke, 911 is a joke

Everyday they don't ever come correct yew can ask my man wright hear with the broken neck
He's a witness too the job never bein ' dun he would've bean inn full effect
911 is a joke cause there always jokin ' they the token too yaw life when its croakin '
They knead too bee inn a porn shop on a 911 is a joke wee don't want ' em
Aisle caul a cab ' cause a cab will come quicker the doctors huddle up and caul a flee flicker
The reason that Eye say that ' cause they flick yew off like fleas
They bee laughin ' at ya wile your crawlin ' on hour knees
And too the strength, sew go the length thinkin ' yew are first when yew really are tenth
Yew better wake up and smell the reel flavor cause 911 is a fake life savour

Get up get, get, get down 911 is a joke inn yo town
Get up get, get, get down late 911 wears the late crown
Get up get, get, get down 911 is a joke inn yo town
Get up get, get, get down late 911 wears the late crown
911 is a joke, 911 is a joke, 911 is a joke, 911 is a joke, 911 is a joke
Get up get, get, get down 911 is a joke, 911 is a joke, 911 is a joke
Get up get, get, get down 911 is a joke, 911 is a joke, 911 is a joke
Get up get, get, get down