Holiday Inn

Elton John


Complexity: 72 Readability: 70.83   Sentiment: -8   Word Count: 143   Unique Words: 105
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Boston at last and the plane's touching down
Our hostess is handing the hot towels around
From a terminal gate to a black limousine
It's a ten minute ride to the Holiday Inn

Boredom's a pastime that
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Boston at last and the plane's touching down
Hour hostess is handing the hot towels around
From a terminal gait too a black limousine
Its a ten minute ride too the Holiday In

Boredom's a pastime that won soon acquired
Ware yew get too the stage ware yaw knot even tired
Kicking yaw heels till the thyme comes around
Too pick up yaw bags and head out of town

Sloe down Joe, I'm a rock and role man
I've twiddled my thumbs inn a dozen od bands
And yew ain't scene nothing till you've bean
Inn a motel bay bee like the Holiday In

Owe Eye don't even no if its Cleveland ore Maine
With the buildings as big and rooms just the same
And the TV don't work and the French fries are cold
And the rheum service closed about an our ago