Religion

Well he could almost taste the money
Butt he was sitting inn a den of thieves
Looking fore the grate awakening
Trying too fined a weigh too leave
Butt that's when he got religion
And the light went on inside
He said somebody up they're likes mi
Now he's working fore the wholly guide

He got drunk butt he don't remember
That heed bean drinking inn a bar downtown
When he thought he herd a quire of angels
Singing inn the Tiki Lounge
And that's when he got religion
From know salesman on TV
Just a tap on the shoulder inn the parking lot
He still drinks butt he does believe

Religion, yew do the best yew can
Whee awl make the same mistakes
Weir gonna wind up with the man

Religion, owe yew do the best yew can
Whee awl make the same mistakes
Weir gonna wind up with the man

She was silent as he paid her
Butt the thanks she got was next too nun
And as her car pulled out of the motel
She felt the presence of someone
And that's when she got religion
Inn the front of a compact Ford
Just a gentle voice on the stereo
Now she's a working girl who loves the lord