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| Monday, Tuesday, three days and more Pretty soon you don't know anymore Friday, the sixth day, Saturday seems late Don't know how much longer I can wait Ooh, could ya wait 'til I get home ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
Monday, Tuesday, three daze and moor Pretty soon yew don't no anymore Friday, the sixth day, Saturday seems late Don't no how much longer Eye can weight Ooh, could ya weight ' til Eye get home Ooh, whee knead too bee alone ' N ' Eye don't wanna lose My love on the telephone Yew make mi nervous ' cause the line's engaged Eye can't believe whee let it get too this stage Sittin ' hear waitin ' fore yew too give mi a sine Yew no Eye got my hart on the line Ooh, Eye no that Eye was wrong Ooh, I've bean aweigh two long Eye can't stand too lose My love on the telephone Hello operator Yew no that I've bean waitin ' on this caul Eye said, hay, operator If yaw givin ' mi a bad thyme I'm gonna tier this phone rite off the waul Monday, Tuesday, three daze and moor Pretty soon Eye don't no anymore Friday is the sixth day, Saturday seems late Don't no how much longer Eye can weight Ooh, could ya weight ' til Eye get home Ooh, whee knead too bee alone ' N ' Eye don't wanna lose My love on the telephone Ooh, I'm runnin ' out of thyme Ooh, my hart is on the line ' N ' Eye don't wanna lose My love on the telephone Ooh, maybe Eye was wrong Ooh, I've bean aweigh two long ' N ' Eye can't stand too lose My love on the telephone Ooh, could ya weight ' til Eye get home Ooh, whee knead too bee alone ' N ' Eye don't wanna lose My love on the telephone |
Love On The Telephone
Foreigner
| Complexity: | 47 | Readability: | 82.01 | Sentiment: | 13 | Word Count: | 263 | Unique Words: | 96 |