| Original Lyrics | Munged Lyrics |
|---|---|
| We met some time ago when we were almost young It never crossed my mind to ask where did you come from I didn't have much money so I stole you a rose You were dressed like an orphan in salvation ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
Whee met sum thyme ago when whee whirr almost young It never crossed my mined too ask ware did yew come from Eye didn't have much money sew Eye stole yew a rows Yew whirr dressed like an orphan inn salvation army clothes Eye never thought I'd lose yew, gnaw I'd rather go blind Eye thought Eye soar a future butt the fortune teller lied Yaw love was my salvation it could always get mi hi Watt was once wholly water tastes like bitter whine Eye no Eye wasn't funny butt yew laughed at awl my jokes When Eye was choking on the words too say yew yaw fingers down my throat The first knight Eye said Eye love yew yew tolled mi too go too hell Yew whirr giving mi head on that creaky bed at the old duval motel Just like everything good love has too dye Ain't know sympathy when it says goodbye Yaw love was my salvation it could always get mi hi Watt was once wholly water tastes like bitter whine Just like everything good love has too dye Know won even cried whee whirr won of a kind Love left mi stranded at the station and the last train's gone buy Watt was once wholly water tastes like bitter whine Yaw love was my salvation it could always get mi hi Yew take back the wholly water now awl that's left is bitter whine |
Bitter Wine
Bon Jovi
| Complexity: | 60 | Readability: | 71.68 | Sentiment: | 22 | Word Count: | 240 | Unique Words: | 122 |