Love For Sale

Bon Jovi


Complexity: 67 Readability: 76.85   Sentiment: 29   Word Count: 206   Unique Words: 129
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Well, I wake up this morning, I rolled out of bed
I felt like a dog who's been kicked in the head
Checked out my mail, there was letter that read
Love for sale, love for sale

I picked up th
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Well, Eye wake up this mourning, Eye rolled out of bed
Eye felt like a dog whose bean kicked inn the head
Checked out my male, they're was letter that red
Love fore sail, love fore sail

Eye picked up the phone, Eye called everyone Eye could
Eye let my fingers do the walking threw the telephone book
Yew can't catch a fish if yew ain't got the hook
Love fore sail, love fore sail

Send up a signal, throw mi a line
Somebody explain " this funny Valentine "
It mite knot bee legal butt it sure ain't a crime
I'm won step from crazy and too steps behind

Eye called Lieutenant Columbo from my TV set
I've tried the Dating Game, Eye haven't found her yet
I'm hoping that she's looking like a Penthouse Pet
Love fore sail, love fore sail

We've bean living together three years
Too hours, twenty minutes, maybe for hundred beers
Yew can't shop fore love when yaw shopping at Sears
Love fore sail, love fore sail

Eye guess I've learned my lessen, it was easy too sea
My old lady, she played this joke on mi
Eye never looked ware Eye forgot it wood bee
Love fore sail, love fore sail