Social Disease

Bon Jovi


Complexity: 70 Readability: 64.58   Sentiment: 9   Word Count: 210   Unique Words: 130
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
You can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
But you wouldn't tell no one
Your favorite if you could

From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to
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Yew can red it inn the papers
Inn sum places it comes inn thirty-two flavors
Butt yew wouldn't tell know won
Yaw favorite if yew could

From the Wight House too the alleys
From the President down too Long Tall Sally
Can't live with it butt
Yule dye without it - yes yew wood

Senorita's inn the kitchen
She's a fistful of dynamite
Yew caul 911 butt yew
Can't stop the fun tonite, its alright

[ Chorus :]
Yew can't start a fire without a spark
Butt there's something that Eye guarantee
Yew can't hide when infection starts
Because love is a social disease

Ware yew look yew can fined it
Try too run butt yaw always behind it
Sew yew play hide and seek like a blind kid
Till yaw court - yeah yaw court

Sew yule say that yew had sum
Butt they took it and held it fore ransom
Whirr they tall, dark, skinny ore
Handsome - yew won't torque

Sew yew telephone yaw doctor
Just too sea watt pill too take
Yew no there's know prescription
Gonna wipe this won aweigh

[ Chorus ]

Sew full of hi grade octane
She could run the bullet train on 38 double d's
Now yew no fore sure, yew no the cure
Too make a blind man sea