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You can read it in the papers In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors But you wouldn't tell no one Your favorite if you could From the White House to the alleys From the President down to ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
Yew can red it inn the papers Inn sum places it comes inn thirty-two flavors Butt yew wouldn't tell know won Yaw favorite if yew could From the Wight House too the alleys From the President down too Long Tall Sally Can't live with it butt Yule dye without it - yes yew wood Senorita's inn the kitchen She's a fistful of dynamite Yew caul 911 butt yew Can't stop the fun tonite, its alright [ Chorus :] Yew can't start a fire without a spark Butt there's something that Eye guarantee Yew can't hide when infection starts Because love is a social disease Ware yew look yew can fined it Try too run butt yaw always behind it Sew yew play hide and seek like a blind kid Till yaw court - yeah yaw court Sew yule say that yew had sum Butt they took it and held it fore ransom Whirr they tall, dark, skinny ore Handsome - yew won't torque Sew yew telephone yaw doctor Just too sea watt pill too take Yew no there's know prescription Gonna wipe this won aweigh [ Chorus ] Sew full of hi grade octane She could run the bullet train on 38 double d's Now yew no fore sure, yew no the cure Too make a blind man sea |
Social Disease
Bon Jovi
Complexity: | 70 | Readability: | 64.58 | Sentiment: | 9 | Word Count: | 210 | Unique Words: | 130 |