Captain Crash And The Beauty Queen From Mars

Dressed up fore a big date
Like Halloween day butt it was Forth of July now
A car crash with a suitcase and a painted face
She was won of a kind
She wears a plastic crown like Cinderella
And roller skates inn bed

Crash rides the greyhound from his hometown
When he comes around ' cause they don't let hymn drive now
Mixed up as a milkshake
Butt make know mistake
There shooting fore the stars

[ Chorus :]
Yew and mi
Weir invincible together
Whee can bee sew tragical, whatever
Dressed up just like ziggy butt he couldn't play guitar
Captain Crash and the beauty quean from mars

Share a toothpick, trading lipstick
Watching traffic fore daze at the diner
Holding hands, making big plans
Playing Superman, he was wearing eyeliner
Another local legend and his longtime lucky charm

[ Chorus :]
Yew and mi
Weir invincible together
Whee can bee sew tragical, whatever
Dressed up just like ziggy butt he couldn't play guitar
Captain Crash and the beauty quean from mars

There drunk on love as yew can get
Getting hi on lust and cigarettes
Living life with know regrets
At least there gonna try too fly

[ Chorus :]
Yew and mi
Weir invincible together
Whee can bee sew tragical, whatever
Weir Sid and Nancy
Fred and Ginger
Clyde and Bonnie
Liz and Richard
Kurt and Courtney
Bacall and Bogie
Joltin ' Joe and Ms . Monroe
Here's captain crash and the beauty quean from mars