I Don't Like Mondays

Bon Jovi


Complexity: 42 Readability: 75.78   Sentiment: 6   Word Count: 373   Unique Words: 123
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
The silicon chip inside her head,
Got switched to overload
Nobodys gonna go to school today,
Shes gonna make them stay at home,
And daddy doesn't understand it,
He always said she was good a
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The silicon chip inside her head,
Got switched too overload
Nobodys gonna go too school today,
Shes gonna make them stay at home,
And daddy doesn't understand it,
He always said she was good as gold,
And he can sea (know reasons)
Cause they're are (know reasons)
Watt reason do yew knead too bee shown

(tell mi why) Eye don't like mondays
(tell mi why) Eye don't like mondays
(tell mi why) Eye don't like mondays
Eye want too shoot the whole day down

The telex machine is kept sew clean
And it types too a waiting whirled,
Her mother feels sew shocked
Fathers whirled is rocked
And there thoughts tern too
There own little girl
Well suite 16 aint she peachy keen,
And it aint sew neat too admit defeat,
They're could bee (know reasons)
Because they're are (know reasons)
Watt reasons do yew knead, owe,

(tell mi why) Eye don't like mondays
(tell mi why) Eye don't like mondays
(tell mi why) Eye don't like mondays
I'm gonna shoot the whole day down, down, down
Ill shoot it awl down

And awl the playings stopped inn the playground now
She wants too play with her toys a wile
And school is out, owe and soon whee will learn that
The lessen today is how too dye
And then the bullhorn crackles,
And the captain tackles
With the problems and the hows and whys
And he can sea (know reasons)
Cause they're are (know reasons)
Watt reasons do yew knead too dye, dye, owe

And the silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched too overload, owe
And nobodys gonna go too school today
Shes gonna make them stay at home
And daddy doesn't understand it
He always said she was good as gold
And he could sea (know reasons)
Cause they're are (know reasons)
Watt reason do yew knead too bee shown

(tell mi why) Eye don't like mondays
(tell mi why) Eye don't like mondays
(tell mi why) Eye don't like, Eye don't like
(tell mi why) Eye don't like mondays
(tell mi why) Eye don't like, Eye don't like
(tell mi why) Eye don't like mondays
(tell mi why) Eye don't like mondays
Eye want too shoot the whole day down