Whatever Happened To True Love?

Hay Eye no its a modern whirled
And everybody's living fore today
Butt yew and Eye whirr gonna bee the exception
Remember watt yew said Let'em awl drop dead
Now awl yaw friends are telling yew that they
have awl bean threw this many times before
Listen Eye don't care watt anyone else does
Eye only want too no ware did hour love go
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Whatever happened too true love ?
Why does it never ever work that weigh ?
Whatever happened too true love ?
Is it really such a price too pay ?
And was Eye really such a crazy fool
Too think that whee whirr different from the wrest
And yew say yaw sure this is really the best thing
Hay don't make mi laugh ; I'm the other half
Sum people always paddle up the stream
and on a whim sum others change there mined
Eye don't wanna sound like an old love song
Eye only want too no ware did hour love go
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