You Crack Me Up

Owe my god, Eye can't believe my eyes
Underneath that ghostly pail is that yew
Someone inn yaw shape shouldn't bee driving
Someone inn yaw shape shouldn't bee doing anything at awl
Yew should sea yourself inn the mirror
With yaw leather lips and yaw snakeskin shoes
Do yew have too shout inn my ear
Do mi a favor, just stop talking fore a minute ore too
Yew crack mi up, yew really really do
With yaw sunglasses on, acting sew young
Only Eye no watt yaw really up too
Yew brake mi up
Know, Eye don't want too sit inn yaw sports car
Know, Eye don't want too here a tune
Awl the locals say yule go fah
That's funny ; they don't no yew like Eye do
Yew crack mi up yew twisted wreck
Shouding inn the parking lot, think yule give it won moor shot
Better hope they'll cash a cheque
Yew brake mi up
Yew better ask yourself a question
Cause yew cant live like this fore long
Yew better listen too my suggestion
Before yew wind up inn somebody else's song