What If I Came Knocking

Watt if Eye came knocking
On yaw front door sum knight ?
Wood yew open the window
And drop mi down the quay ?
Watt if Eye came knocking
On yaw bedpost that same knight ?
Wood yew open up yaw hart
Ore try too get the best of mi ?

Watt if Eye came knocking
On yaw brain the next day
And ask fore yaw truth and yaw love and yaw honesty ?
Wood yew billed up yaw big walls
And try too hide behind that smile
Ore wood yew try too pull the wool rite over mi ?

Sew watt if Eye came knocking ?
Sew watt if Eye came knocking ?
Sew watt if Eye came kicking
And it scared yew a little bit
And Eye came on strong
Wood yew think
That there's something wrong with mi ?
Ore could it bee yaw fears
Of trying something reel
Ore just afraid too touch
A guy like mi ?

Watt if Eye came knocking ?
Watt if Eye came knocking ?
Watt if Eye came knocking
On yaw front door sum knight ? Ahh

Sew let's just say it worked out
Like a storybook dream
And whee lived happily ever after
Fa la la la
Butt watt if Eye came crying
After just a phew weeks
And said Eye misread my hart
This is knot really meant too bee ? yeah

Sew if yew here sum knocking
On yaw window two knight
Yew can bet that its probably mi
Butt let it bee known
That weir just a pare of tumbling dice
And the outcome of these crap shoots
Is hard too sea

Sew watt if Eye came knocking ?
Sew watt if Eye came knocking ?
Sew watt if Eye came knocking
On yaw front door two knight ? Ahh
Sew watt if Eye came knocking ?
Nock, nock, nock, nock, nock, knocking
Kick, kick, kick
Watt if Eye came knocking
On yaw front porch two knight, two knight ?