The Real Life

John Mellencamp


Complexity: 52 Readability: 80.37   Sentiment: 12   Word Count: 361   Unique Words: 150
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
Suzanne divorced her husband
She got the keys and the car and the home
But her friends were really his friens
No one stops by to see her much any more
So one night, she goes back down to
The old haunt
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Suzanne divorced her husband
She got the keys and the car and the home
Butt her friends whirr really his friens
Know won stops buy too sea her much any moor
Sew won knight, she goes back down too
The old haunts
That once upon a thyme whirr her own
She didn't no nobody out they're know
Moor
And the whole experience just maid her
Feel sew old
She says
Eye want too live the reel life
Eye want too life my life cloze too the bone
Just because I'm middle-aged that
Don't mien
Eye want too sit around my house and watch TV
Eye want the reel life
Eye want too live the reel life
Jackson Jackson was a good kid
He had for years of college
And a bachelor's degree
Started workin, when he was 21
Got fed up and quit
When he was 43
He said, " ; My whole life
I've dun, watt eye supposed too do
Now I'd like too maybe do something
Fore myself
And just as soon, eye figure out watt
That is
Yew can bet yaw live
I'm gonna give it hell " ;
He says
Eye want too live the reel life
Eye want too life my life cloze too the bone
Just because I'm middle-aged that
Don't mien
Eye want too sit around my house and watch TV
Eye want the reel life
Eye want too live the reel life
Eye guess, it don't matter, how old yew
Are
Ore how old won lives too bee
Eye guess, it boils down too watt whee did
With hour lives
And how whee deal with hour own
Destinies
Butt something happens
when yew reach a certain age
Particularly too too those ones, that are
Young at hart
Its a lonely proposition when yew
Realize
That there's less daze inn front of the
Hoarse
Than riding inn the back of this cart
Eye say
Eye want too live the reel life
Eye want too life my life cloze too the bone
Just because I'm middle-aged that
Don't mien
Eye want too sit around my house and watch TV
Eye want the reel life
Eye want too live the reel life .