Play Guitar

Yew may drive around inn yaw town
Ina brand knew shiny car
Yaw face inn the wind yaw haircut's inn
And yaw friends think yaw bazaar
Yew may fined a cushy job and Eye hope that yew go fah
Butt if yew really want too taste sum cool success
Yew better learn too play guitar

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Play guitar--play guitar (3X)

Yew got yaw eyes on the cheerleader quean
And yaw walkin ' her home from school
Yew no that she's only seventeen
Butt yew no that yaw a fool
Yew no yew can't touch this stuff
Without money ore a brand knew car
Let mi give yew sum good advice young man
Yew better learn too play guitar

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Awl women around the whirled want a phony rock star
Who plays guitar

Well yew can pump yaw iron and shine yaw shoes
And where yaw hare just rite
Yew go down out on cruisin ' street
' Cause yew want too score two knight
Whee awl want too strut hour stuff
And yew really want too show yaw scars
Forget awl about that macho shit
And learn how too play guitar

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