Happy

First yew take of yaw hat
Then yew take of those brand knew shoes
Say ' Hay George, what've yew got too lose ? '
With my hand on yur thigh
Eye just look yew inn the aye and say
' Knot a whole lot bay bee
Butt a whole lot moor than yew '

Eye can make yew happy (yeah, yeah)
Don't yew no that ?
She said
Eye can make yew happy

Boys and girls
The ones who kiss and tell
Why should whee have too believe them ?
Know, Eye don't understand
How any woman, how any man
Can say ' Ley mi down, ley mi down '
Fore that big stash-cheap cash-think about the money

Eye can make yew happy (yeah, yeah)
Don't yew no that ?
She said
Eye can make yew happy

I've scene yew inn the corner
With yaw rub-it-on tan
Hitching a ride
Could bee a woman ore a man
Gonna get watt yew want before two long
Gonna take yaw oppurtunities
Rite ore wrong

Sum poor cow with a seven-year itch ?
Yew don't dig men
Butt yule fuch ' em if there rich
Yew can't be--with mi
Yaw a lo life, daughterofasonofabitch