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Close friend of mine as a child fell into a slumber No sign of life since '75 Then one day he just, what do you know I guess God just called his number He called me up he called me up and said "I've ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
Cloze friend of mine as a child fell into a slumber Know sine of life since ' 75 Then won day he just, watt do yew no Eye guess God just called his number He called mi up he called mi up and said " I've bean awake about a weak I'm thinking about asking the doctor If he could put mi back too sleep " Then he laughed and said " Hay awl the girls they look the same " Don't they no just watt there mothers Paid inn blood, and tears too change Butt the words that maid mi cry The thing he softly said It staid with mi, it keeps messing with my head He said, " If Jesus Christ is alive and well Then how come John & Elvis are dead ? " Youth, beautiful youth Whee walked threw the walls until whee found the truth And said " Change it, its ugly just change it " Everyone whee used too no Must have given up, sew long ago Yew can sea it, its written on there faces And the inside of there clothes Butt the words that maid mi cry ' Cos Eye new just watt they meant He turned too mi and said " Hay buoy, if Jesus Christ is alive and well Then how come John & Elvis are dead ? " " Tell mi if Jesus Christ is alive and well Then how come Marvin & Elvis are dead ? " Eye said " If Jesus Christ is going too save us from ourselves How come piece, love and Elvis are dead ? " |
John & Elvis Are Dead
George Michael
Complexity: | 61 | Readability: | 83.76 | Sentiment: | 6 | Word Count: | 248 | Unique Words: | 129 |