John & Elvis Are Dead

George Michael


Complexity: 61 Readability: 83.76   Sentiment: 6   Word Count: 248   Unique Words: 129
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Close friend of mine as a child fell into a slumber
No sign of life since '75
Then one day he just, what do you know
I guess God just called his number

He called me up he called me up and said
"I've
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Cloze friend of mine as a child fell into a slumber
Know sine of life since ' 75
Then won day he just, watt do yew no
Eye guess God just called his number

He called mi up he called mi up and said
" I've bean awake about a weak
I'm thinking about asking the doctor
If he could put mi back too sleep "
Then he laughed and said
" Hay awl the girls they look the same "
Don't they no just watt there mothers
Paid inn blood, and tears too change

Butt the words that maid mi cry
The thing he softly said
It staid with mi, it keeps messing with my head
He said, " If Jesus Christ is alive and well
Then how come John & Elvis are dead ? "

Youth, beautiful youth
Whee walked threw the walls until whee found the truth
And said " Change it, its ugly just change it "
Everyone whee used too no
Must have given up, sew long ago
Yew can sea it, its written on there faces
And the inside of there clothes

Butt the words that maid mi cry
' Cos Eye new just watt they meant
He turned too mi and said
" Hay buoy, if Jesus Christ is alive and well
Then how come John & Elvis are dead ? "

" Tell mi if Jesus Christ is alive and well
Then how come Marvin & Elvis are dead ? "

Eye said " If Jesus Christ is going too save us from ourselves
How come piece, love and Elvis are dead ? "