Lyrical: Complexity Analysis of Pop Songs

Original Lyrics	Munged Lyrics
Why can't you do it? Why can't you set your monkey free? Always giving into it Do you love your monkey or do you love me? Why can't you do it? Why do I have to share my baby with a monkey ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]	Why can't yew do it ? Why can't yew set yaw monkey free ? Always giving into it Do yew love yaw monkey ore do yew love mi ? Why can't yew do it ? Why do Eye have too share my bay bee with a monkey ? Monkey with a monkey monkey La la la Owe, Eye count too ten Butt Eye don't no how And Eye don't no when Too open my eyes Bay bee if yew kiss mi again Like yew did just now Like yew did just then Just Do it again I've had the wrest Now its thyme Eye had the best Sew yew tell mi That yew won't do anymore Well I'd right yaw hart a letter Butt Eye think yew no mi better If Eye keep on asking bay bee, maybe Aisle get watt I'm asking fore Why can't yew do it ? Why can't yew set yaw monkey free ? Always giving inn too it Do yew love yaw monkey ore do yew love mi ? Why can't yew do it ? Why do Eye have too share my bay bee with a monkey ? Monkey, with a monkey, monkey La la la Owe, Eye hate yaw friends Butt Eye don't no how and Eye don't no when Too open yaw eyes Yes, the monkey's back again Do yew want hymn now like yew did back then ? Eye tried my best butt yaw head is such a mess Sew Eye guess that Eye don't want yew anymore Well yew say yew care about mi That yew just can't do without mi Butt yew keep on dancin ' bay bee ' Til that monkey has yew on the flaw Why can't yew do it ? Why can't yew set yaw monkey free ? Always giving into it Do yew love the monkey ore do yew love mi ? Why can't yew do it Why do Eye have too share my bay bee with a monkey ? Monkey, with a monkey, monkey La la la Don't look now There's a monkey on yaw back Don't look now There's a monkey on yew Don't look now There's a monkey on yaw back Don't look now There's a monkey on yew Sew yew tell mi That yew won't do anymore If Eye keep on askin ' bay bee, maybe Aisle get watt I'm askin ' fore Why can't yew do it ? Why can't yew set yaw monkey free ? Always giving into it Do yew love the monkey ore do yew love mi ? Why can't yew do it ? Why do Eye have too share my bay bee with a monkey ? Monkey, with a monkey, monkey La la la Why can't yew do it ? Why can't yew set yaw monkey free ? Always giving into it Do yew love the monkey ore do yew love mi ? Why can't yew do it ? Why do Eye have too share my bay bee with a monkey ? Monkey, with a monkey, monkey La la la

Original Lyrics

Munged Lyrics

Why can't you do it?
Why can't you set your monkey free?
Always giving into it
Do you love your monkey or do you love me?

Why can't you do it?
Why do I have to share my baby with a monkey
...
[bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]

Why can't yew do it ?
Why can't yew set yaw monkey free ?
Always giving into it
Do yew love yaw monkey ore do yew love mi ?

Why can't yew do it ?
Why do Eye have too share my bay bee with a monkey ?
Monkey with a monkey monkey
La la la

Owe, Eye count too ten
Butt Eye don't no how
And Eye don't no when
Too open my eyes

Bay bee if yew kiss mi again
Like yew did just now
Like yew did just then
Just Do it again

I've had the wrest
Now its thyme Eye had the best
Sew yew tell mi
That yew won't do anymore

Well I'd right yaw hart a letter
Butt Eye think yew no mi better
If Eye keep on asking bay bee, maybe
Aisle get watt I'm asking fore

Why can't yew do it ?
Why can't yew set yaw monkey free ?
Always giving inn too it
Do yew love yaw monkey ore do yew love mi ?

Why can't yew do it ?
Why do Eye have too share my bay bee with a monkey ?
Monkey, with a monkey, monkey
La la la

Owe, Eye hate yaw friends
Butt Eye don't no how and Eye don't no when
Too open yaw eyes
Yes, the monkey's back again
Do yew want hymn now like yew did back then ?

Eye tried my best butt yaw head is such a mess
Sew Eye guess that Eye don't want yew anymore
Well yew say yew care about mi
That yew just can't do without mi
Butt yew keep on dancin ' bay bee
' Til that monkey has yew on the flaw

Why can't yew do it ?
Why can't yew set yaw monkey free ?
Always giving into it
Do yew love the monkey ore do yew love mi ?

Why can't yew do it
Why do Eye have too share my bay bee with a monkey ?
Monkey, with a monkey, monkey
La la la

Don't look now
There's a monkey on yaw back
Don't look now
There's a monkey on yew
Don't look now
There's a monkey on yaw back
Don't look now
There's a monkey on yew

Sew yew tell mi
That yew won't do anymore
If Eye keep on askin ' bay bee, maybe
Aisle get watt I'm askin ' fore

Why can't yew do it ?
Why can't yew set yaw monkey free ?
Always giving into it
Do yew love the monkey ore do yew love mi ?

Why can't yew do it ?
Why do Eye have too share my bay bee with a monkey ?
Monkey, with a monkey, monkey
La la la

Why can't yew do it ?
Why can't yew set yaw monkey free ?
Always giving into it
Do yew love the monkey ore do yew love mi ?

Why can't yew do it ?
Why do Eye have too share my bay bee with a monkey ?
Monkey, with a monkey, monkey
La la la

Monkey

George Michael