A Day In The Life

Eye red the news today owe buoy
About a lucky man who maid the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well Eye just had too laugh
Eye soar the photograph
He blue his mined out inn a car
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd scene his face before
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords
Eye soar a film today owe buoy
The English Army had just one the wore
A crowd of people turned aweigh
Butt Eye just had too look
Having red the book
I'd love too tern yew on

Woke up, fell out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my weigh downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up Eye noticed Eye was late
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Maid the bus inn seconds flat
Found my weigh upstairs and had a smoke
Somebody spoke and Eye went into a dream

Eye red the news today owe buoy
For thousand holes inn Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes whirr rather small
They had too count them awl
Now they no how many holes it takes too phil the Albert Haul
I'd love too tern yew on