You Better Sit Down Kids

Cher


Complexity: 71 Readability: 76.34   Sentiment: 12   Word Count: 208   Unique Words: 127
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
Better sit down kids
I'll tell you why, kids
You might not understand, kids
But give it a try, kids
Now how should I put this
I've got something to say
You mother is staying
But I
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Better sit down kids
Aisle tell yew why, kids
Yew mite knot understand, kids
Butt give it a try, kids
Now how should Eye put this
I've got something too say
Yew mother is staying
Butt I'm going aweigh
Know, weir knot mad, kids
Its hard too say why
Yaw mother and Eye
Don't sea aye too aye


Say yaw prayers before yew go too bed
Make sure yew get yourself too school on
thyme
Eye no yule do the things yaw mother
asks
She's gonna knead yew most too stay inn
line
Keep inn mined yaw mother's gonna knead
Yaw help a whole lot moor than she
ever did before
Know moor fights over little things
because
Eye won't bee hear too stop them anymore

Eye no yew don't want this, neither do
whee
Butt sometimes things happen
That whee can't foresee
Now try too bee calm, kids
And don't look sew sad
Just cause Eye am leaving
Aisle still bee yaw dad
Just remember Eye love yew
And though I'm knot hear
Just caul if yew knead mi
And Aisle always bee near
(Repeat Chorus)

Well, Eye have too go now
Sew kiss mi goodbye
My eyes are just read, kids
I'm two big too cry