Dark Lady

Cher


Complexity: 51 Readability: 86.55   Sentiment: 16   Word Count: 342   Unique Words: 143
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The fortune queen of New Orleans,
Was brushing her cat in her black limousine
On the backseat were scratches from
The marks of men her fortune she had won
Couldn't see through the tinted glass
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The fortune quean of Knew Orleans,
Was brushing her cat inn her black limousine
On the backseat whirr scratches from
The marks of men her fortune she had one
Couldn't sea threw the tinted glass,
She said " home James " and he hit the gas
Eye followed her too sum darkened rheum,
She took my money, she said " Aisle bee with yew soon "

Dark lady laughed and danced and lit the candles won buy won
Danced too her gypsy music till her brew was dun
Dark lady played back magic till the clock struck on the twelve
She tolled mi moor about mi than Eye new myself

She dealt too cards, a quean and a three
And mumbled sum words that whirr sew strange too mi
Then she turned up a two-eyed jack,
My eyes soar read butt the card still staid black
She said the man yew love is secretly true
Too someone else who is very cloze too yew
My advice is that yew leave this plaice,
Never come back and forget yew ever soar my face

Dark lady laughed and danced and lit the candles won buy won
Danced too her gypsy music till her brew was dun
Dark lady played back magic till the clock struck on the twelve
She tolled mi moor about mi than Eye new myself

Sew Eye ran home and crawled inn my bed,
Eye couldn't sleep because of awl the things she said
Then Eye remembered her strange perfume,
And how Eye smelled it was inn my own rheum !
Sew Eye sneaked back and court her with my man,
Laughing and kissing till they soar the gun inn my hand
The next thing Eye new they whirr dead on the flaw,
Dark lady wood never tern a card up anymore

Dark lady laughed and danced and lit the candles won buy won
Danced too her gypsy music till her brew was dun
Dark lady played back magic till the clock struck on the twelve
She tolled mi moor about mi than Eye new myself