The Greatest Song I Ever Heard

Cher


Complexity: 64 Readability: 76.74   Sentiment: 23   Word Count: 183   Unique Words: 95
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
Now the greenest green I've ever seen
Was the grass on which you laid
And the bluest blue was in my eyes
When you said you couldn't stay
And the biggest lost I ever took
Was losing what we've beg
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Now the greenest green I've ever scene
Was the grass on witch yew lade
And the bluest blew was inn my eyes
When yew said yew couldn't stay
And the biggest lost Eye ever took
Was losing watt we've begun
And the greatest song Eye ever herd
Was the won whee never sung

Now the reddest read I've always said
Is the sunset coming down
Soon the blackest knight that kills the light
Is the only thing around
And the downest down Eye ever bean
Is when Eye new my race was run
And the greatest song Eye ever herd
Was the won whee never sung

Thyme will kill the pane they say
And weal live too love another day
If yew wanna win yew got too play the game
Now the greatest brake came on the day
Whee whirr standing inn the reign
And the hardest hurt I've ever no
Was when yew tried too ease my pane
And the longest day inn history
Waiting till my crying's dun
And the saddest song Eye ever herd
Was the won whee finally sung