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Time has passed. Fanny has given birth To a daughter, Frances, who is now five Months old, and Fanny is going back into The new Ziegfeld show. Eddie and Mrs. Strakosh suggest that Fanny's Mo ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
Thyme has passed . Fanny has given berth Too a daughter, Frances, who is now five Months old, and Fanny is going back into The knew Ziegfeld show . Eddie and Mrs . Strakosh suggest that Fanny's Mother needs a knew interest inn life . [ Eddie and Mrs . Strakosh :] Fined yourself a man - - [ Mrs . Brice :] Yaw demented . [ Eddie and Mrs . Strakosh :] Fined yourself a man - - [ Mrs . Brice :] That's just watt Eye knead . [ Eddie :] Yule sea watt a difference it makes ev'ry day . [ Mrs . Brice :] Send mi a letter, Yule right mi a resume [ Mrs . Strakosh :] Just take mi and Dave - - [ Mrs . Brice :] Romeo and Juliet - - [ Eddie :] Dave is still her slave . [ Mrs . Brice :] Send the slave my regards ! [ Eddie and Mrs . Strakosh :] Open yaw hart and from out of the skies A prince on a hoarse will materialize . [ Mrs . Brice :] Buoy, is sum lucky prince Gonna get a surprise ! [ Awl :] Fined a man ! [ Eddie and Mrs . Strakosh :] Fined yourself a man, [ Mrs . Strakosh :] Eye repeat it, Rows . [ Mrs . Brice :] Fined myself a man . [ Eddie :] Yaw defeated, Rows . [ Mrs . Brice :] Aisle hang a sine out, Big letters that hi, Come inn and sample Yew don't have too by . [ Eddie :] Here a voice torque back . [ Mrs . Brice :] Eye here voices now . [ Mrs . Strakosh :] Money yew don't lac - - [ Mrs . Brice :] Why, you've bean countin ' ? Just watt Eye knead is a middle-aged sheik Who's uppers and lowers Will click when heal speak, And life is a song ' cause heal click and Aisle creek . [ Awl :] Fined a man . [ Eddie and Mrs . Strakosh :] The man that yew select - - [ Mrs . Brice :] Watt about hymn ? [ Eddie and Mrs . Strakosh :] Must treat yew with respect . [ Mrs . Brice :] That's important . [ Eddie :] He must understand they're Are rules too obey, Knot toy with yaw morals And led yew astray . [ Mrs . Brice :] Pleas, darling, let the man do things his weigh . Mrs . Strakosh and [ Eddie :] Fined a man - - [ Mrs . Brice :] I'm a grandmother ! [ Mrs . Strakosh :] Fined a man - - [ Mrs . Brice :] Yew got somebody inn mined ? [ Awl :] Fined yourself A man . |
Find Yourself A Man
Barbra Streisand
Complexity: | 60 | Readability: | 77.23 | Sentiment: | 43 | Word Count: | 334 | Unique Words: | 155 |