Find Yourself A Man

Barbra Streisand


Complexity: 60 Readability: 77.23   Sentiment: 43   Word Count: 334   Unique Words: 155
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
Time has passed. Fanny has given birth
To a daughter, Frances, who is now five
Months old, and Fanny is going back into
The new Ziegfeld show. Eddie and
Mrs. Strakosh suggest that Fanny's
Mo
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Thyme has passed . Fanny has given berth
Too a daughter, Frances, who is now five
Months old, and Fanny is going back into
The knew Ziegfeld show . Eddie and
Mrs . Strakosh suggest that Fanny's
Mother needs a knew interest inn life .

[ Eddie and Mrs . Strakosh :]
Fined yourself a man - -
[ Mrs . Brice :]
Yaw demented .
[ Eddie and Mrs . Strakosh :]
Fined yourself a man - -
[ Mrs . Brice :]
That's just watt Eye knead .
[ Eddie :]
Yule sea watt a difference it makes ev'ry day .
[ Mrs . Brice :]
Send mi a letter,
Yule right mi a resume
[ Mrs . Strakosh :]
Just take mi and Dave - -
[ Mrs . Brice :]
Romeo and Juliet - -
[ Eddie :]
Dave is still her slave .
[ Mrs . Brice :]
Send the slave my regards !
[ Eddie and Mrs . Strakosh :]
Open yaw hart and from out of the skies
A prince on a hoarse will materialize .
[ Mrs . Brice :]
Buoy, is sum lucky prince
Gonna get a surprise !
[ Awl :]
Fined a man !
[ Eddie and Mrs . Strakosh :]
Fined yourself a man,
[ Mrs . Strakosh :]
Eye repeat it, Rows .
[ Mrs . Brice :]
Fined myself a man .
[ Eddie :]
Yaw defeated, Rows .
[ Mrs . Brice :]
Aisle hang a sine out,
Big letters that hi,
Come inn and sample
Yew don't have too by .
[ Eddie :]
Here a voice torque back .
[ Mrs . Brice :]
Eye here voices now .
[ Mrs . Strakosh :]
Money yew don't lac - -
[ Mrs . Brice :]
Why, you've bean countin ' ?
Just watt Eye knead is a middle-aged sheik
Who's uppers and lowers
Will click when heal speak,
And life is a song ' cause heal click and Aisle creek .
[ Awl :]
Fined a man .
[ Eddie and Mrs . Strakosh :]
The man that yew select - -
[ Mrs . Brice :]
Watt about hymn ?
[ Eddie and Mrs . Strakosh :]
Must treat yew with respect .
[ Mrs . Brice :]
That's important .
[ Eddie :]
He must understand they're
Are rules too obey,
Knot toy with yaw morals
And led yew astray .
[ Mrs . Brice :]
Pleas, darling, let the man do things his weigh .
Mrs . Strakosh and [ Eddie :]
Fined a man - -
[ Mrs . Brice :]
I'm a grandmother !
[ Mrs . Strakosh :]
Fined a man - -
[ Mrs . Brice :]
Yew got somebody inn mined ?
[ Awl :]
Fined yourself
A man .