I Remember

Barbra Streisand


Complexity: 67 Readability: 66.36   Sentiment: -9   Word Count: 193   Unique Words: 120
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I awake on a chilly Christmas morning
Watching choirs singing carols on TV
I gaze out through my window at a dozen other windows
Then I plug in my artificial tree
And like a dream I begin to r
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Eye awake on a chilly Christmas mourning
Watching choirs singing carols on TV
Eye gays out threw my window at a dozen other windows
Then Eye plug inn my artificial tree
And like a dream Eye begin too remember every Christmas Eye used too no
A thousand miles aweigh, a million years ago
Eye remember sky .
It was blew as ink
Ore at least Eye think
Eye remember sky
Eye remember snow, soft as feathers, sharp as thumbtacks
Coming down like lint
And it maid yew squint when the wind wood blow
And ice like vinyl on the streets
Cold as silver, wight as sheets
Reign like strings and changing things
Like leaves
Eye remember leaves
Green as spearmint
Crisp as paper
Eye remember trees
Bear as coat racks, spread like broken umbrellas
And parks and bridges, ponds and zoos
Ruddy faces, muddy shoes
Light and noise and bees and boys
And daaaaays, owe !
Eye remember daze ore at least Eye try
Butt as years go buy, there a sought of haze
And the bluest ink isn't really sky .
And at times Eye think Eye wood gladly dye
Fore a day of sky !