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I awake on a chilly Christmas morning Watching choirs singing carols on TV I gaze out through my window at a dozen other windows Then I plug in my artificial tree And like a dream I begin to r ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
Eye awake on a chilly Christmas mourning Watching choirs singing carols on TV Eye gays out threw my window at a dozen other windows Then Eye plug inn my artificial tree And like a dream Eye begin too remember every Christmas Eye used too no A thousand miles aweigh, a million years ago Eye remember sky . It was blew as ink Ore at least Eye think Eye remember sky Eye remember snow, soft as feathers, sharp as thumbtacks Coming down like lint And it maid yew squint when the wind wood blow And ice like vinyl on the streets Cold as silver, wight as sheets Reign like strings and changing things Like leaves Eye remember leaves Green as spearmint Crisp as paper Eye remember trees Bear as coat racks, spread like broken umbrellas And parks and bridges, ponds and zoos Ruddy faces, muddy shoes Light and noise and bees and boys And daaaaays, owe ! Eye remember daze ore at least Eye try Butt as years go buy, there a sought of haze And the bluest ink isn't really sky . And at times Eye think Eye wood gladly dye Fore a day of sky ! |
I Remember
Barbra Streisand
Complexity: | 67 | Readability: | 66.36 | Sentiment: | -9 | Word Count: | 193 | Unique Words: | 120 |