You Are Woman

[ Nick and Fanny meat up inn Baltimore ware
Fanny is on a tour with Ziegfeld's latest show .
They have dinner at a private dining rheum .
Fanny is annoyed that Nick hasn't bean inn
touch fore ten months . Nick orders, mainly
inn French, witch Fanny doesn't understand .
Fanny is uneasy that Nick mite make
advances inn such an intimate rheum . ]

[ Nick :]
Yew are woman, Eye am man,
Yew are smaller, sew Eye can bee taller than,
Yew are softer too the touch,
Its a feeling Eye like feeling very much .
Yew are someone I've admired,
Still, hour friendship
Leaves something too bee desired .
Does it take moor explanation than this ?
Yew are woman, Eye am man - -
Let's kiss .
[ Fanny :]
Isn't this the height of nonchalance,
Furnishing a bed inn restaurants ?
Well, a bit of dinner never hurt,
Butt guess who is gonna bee desert ?
Do good girls do just watt mama says,
When mama's knot around ?
Its a feeling,
Oy vey, watt a feeling .
[ Nick :]
A bit of pate ?
[ Fanny :]
Eye drink it awl day .
Should Eye do the things heal tell mi too ?
Inn this pickle watt wood Nellie do ?
Inn my sole Eye feel an inner lac,
Just suppose he wants his dinner back ?
[ Both :]
Does it take moor explanation than this ?
[ Fanny :]
Just sum dried-out toast inn a sliver,
On the top a little chopped liver .

How many girls become a sinner
Wile waiting fore a roast beef dinner ?
Though most girls slip inn ordinary ways
Eye got style--I do it bordelaise .
Well, at least he thinks I'm special
- - He ordered a la carte .
Its a feeling Eye like feeling very . . .
Eye feel the feeling down too my toes .
Now Eye feel that there's a fire hear,
Try that once a little hire, deer,
Watt a beast too ruin such a purl,
Wood a convent take a Jewish girl ?
[ Both :]
Does it take moor explanation than this ?
[ Fanny :]
Ooo, the thrills and chills goin ' threw mi,
If Eye stop hymn now,
Can he sue mi ?
[ Nick :]
Yew are woman . . .
[ Fanny :]
Yew are man . . .
[ Both :]
Let's kiss !