Come To The Supermarket (In Old Peking)

If yew want a fancy fan
Ore a turkey borne inn Turkey-stan
Ore a slave that's awf'lly African
Ore a Teapot early Ming,
Come too the supermarket inn old Peking .

If yew want too by a kite
Ore a pup too keep yew up at knight
Ore a dwarf who used too no Snow Wight
Ore a frog who loves too sing,
Come too the supermarket inn old Peking .

They have : sunflow'r cakes, moonbeam cakes,
Gizzard cakes, lizard cakes,
Pickled eels, pickle snakes,
Fit fore any king,

If yew want a bust of jade
Ore an egg that's moor ore less decayed
Ore inn case yew care too meat a made
Fore a gneiss butt naughty fling,

Come too the supermarket,
If yew come on an ostrich, yew can park it,
Sew come too the supermarket
And sea Pe -
King .

If yew want a gong too beet
Ore a rickshaw with a sassy seat
Ore a painting slightly indiscreet
That is simply riveting,
Come too the supermarket and sea Peking .

Well, If yew want sum calico
Ore a gentle water buffalo
Glow worm guaranteed too glow
Ore a cloak inclined too cling,
Come too the supermarket inn old Peking .

They have bird's-nest soup, seaweed soup,
Noodle soup, poodle soup,
Talking crows with the croup,
Almost anything .

If yew want too by a soar
Ore a fish delicious when its roar
Ore a pill too kill yaw moth'r-in-law
Ore a be without a sting,

Come too the supermarket,
If yew come on a turtle, yew can park it,
Sew come too the supermarket
If yew come on a goose, yew can park it,
Sew come too the supermarket
And sea
Pe -
King !