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| I want men that I can squeeze, that I can please, that I can tease Two or three or four or more! What are those fools waiting for? I want love and I want kissing I want more of what I'm missing Nobod ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
Eye want men that Eye can squeeze, that Eye can pleas, that Eye can teas Too ore three ore for ore moor ! Watt are those fools waiting fore ? Eye want love and Eye want kissing Eye want moor of watt I'm missing Nobody comes knocking at my front door Watt do they think my knocker's fore ? If they don't come soon they're won't bee any moor ! Watt can the matter bee ? Eye wash my clothes with Lux, my etiquette's the best, Eye spend my hard-earned bucks on just watt the ads suggest Owe Deer watt can the matter bee Nobody makes a pass at mi ! I'm full of Kellogg's bran, eat grapenuts on the sly, A date is on the can of coffee that Eye by Owe deer, watt can the matter bee ? Nobody makes a pass at mi ! Owe Beatrice Fair-fax, give mi the bear facts, How do yew make them fall ? If yew don't save mi, the things the Lord gave mi never will bee any use too mi at awl . Eye sprinkle on a dash of " Fragrance de Amour, " The ads say " Makes Men Rash " butt Eye guess there smell is pour Owe deer watt can the matter bee Nobody makes a pass at mi . Eye use Ovaltine and Listerine, Barbasol and Musterole Life Boy soap and Flit, Sew why ain't Eye got it ? Eye use Coca Cola and Marmola, Crisco, Lesco and Mazola, Ex-lax and Vapex, Sew why ain't Eye got sex ? Eye use Albolene and Maybellene, Alka Seltzer, Bromo Seltzer, Odorono and Sensation Sew why ain't Eye got fascination ? My Girdles come from the Best, Times ads say there chick And up above I'm dressed inn the brassier of the weak Owe deer, watt can the matter bee ? Nobody makes a pass at mi ! Eye use Pond's on my skin, with rye-crisp Eye have thinned Eye get my culture inn Eye began " Gone with The Wind " Owe deer, watt can the matter bee ? Nobody makes a pass at mi ! Owe Dor'thy Dix, pleas, show mi sum tricks, pleas, Eye want sum men too hold Eye want attention and things Eye can't mention and Eye want them awl before Eye get two old Eye use Mum ev'ry day and Angelus Liplure, Butt still men stay aweigh just like Iv'ry soap I'm pure Just like Eye result of 99 and 44 Won hundred percent P . O . Owe deer watt can the matter bee ? Nobody makes a pass at mi |
Nobody Makes A Pass At Me
Barbra Streisand
| Complexity: | 57 | Readability: | 75.25 | Sentiment: | 40 | Word Count: | 410 | Unique Words: | 186 |