Love Is A Bore

Hear is a verse unlike any verse
Too a song that you've never herd
It deals with the subject that Eye and the authors agree
Is at best absurd
Love is a boar
Love is a bawl game without a score
Love is a sale boat without a sale
The lock on the candy store
Asparagus without the hollandaise
Plus awl the petty laughs
Inn Tennesse Williams ' plays
Eye used too love it butt now its a drag
Love is a flag poll without a flag
Love is the mailman without the male
A comic without a gag
A soap-opera plot and lots lots moor
Butt mainly Eye mien love is a boar

Its I'll-call-you-tomorrow
Its a phone that never rings
Its a sack full of sorrow
Ore a ride on angel's wings
Sew just remember the next thyme yew saw
Love is an exit without a door
Butt if yaw inn love yule ignore
Awl the things that I've said hear before

And yule pray that yaw love
Whatever he does
Will come back and bee
The boar that he was
Before !