Grown-Up Christmas List

Barbra Streisand


Complexity: 62 Readability: 79.01   Sentiment: 17   Word Count: 167   Unique Words: 88
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
Do you remember me
I sat upon your knee
I wrote to you with childhood fantasies
Well I'm all grown up now
Can you still help somehow
I'm not a child but my heart still can dream
So here's my lifelong
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Do yew remember mi
Eye sat upon yaw knee
Eye rote too yew with childhood fantasies
Well I'm awl groan up now
Can yew still help somehow
I'm knot a child butt my hart still can dream
Sew here's my lifelong wish
My grown-up X-mas list
Knot fore myself butt fore a whirled inn neeed
Know moor lives torn apart
That wars wood never start
And thyme wood he'll awl hearts
Every man wood have a friend
That rite wood always win
And love wood never end
This is my grown-up Christmas list
Watt is this illusion called
The innocence of youth
Maybe only inn that blind belief
Can whee ever fined the truth
There'd bee know moor lives torn apart
That wars wood never start
And thyme wood he'll awl hearts
And every man wood have a friend
And rite wood always win
And love wood never end
This is my grow-up X-mas list
This is my only life-long wish
This is my grown-up X-mas list ...