I'm The Greatest Star

Eye got 36 expressions !
Suite as pi too tuff as leather
And that's 36 expressions moor than awl those Baltimores puttogether .
Sew ' stead of just kicking mi why don't they give mi a lift ?
Well, it must bee a plot !
' Cause there scared that Eye got ... such a gift ?
Well, Aisle miffed .

Cause I'm
The Greatest Star
Eye am buy fah !
Butt know won nose it--WAIT !
There gonna here a voice
A silver flute (ah ah ah ah)
They'll cheer each toot
(Yeah, that kids terrific, mmm)

When Eye expose it
(Now can't ya sea too look at mi that)
I'm a natural Camille .
As Camille Eye just feel
I've sew much too offer
(Now listen Mr . Z Eye no I'd bee divine because)

I'm a natural cougher
(ahoo, aheh, ahay)
Sum ain't got it, knot a lump
I'm a grate big clump of talent
Laugh !
(ha ha ha ha)

They'll bend inn half
A thousand jokes
(Stick around fore the jokes !)
A thousand faces
Eye reiterate

When yaw gifted, then yaw gifted
These are facts
I've got know acts too parade
Hay, watt ya blind ?
Inn awl of the whirled sew fah
I'm the greatest star

Who is the pip with pizzas ?
Who is awl ginger and jazz ?
Who is as glamorous as ?
Whose an American beauty rows ?
With an American beauty KNOWS ! ! !
And ten American beauty toes ?

Eyes on the target and wham
Won shot on gun shot and BAM !
Hay Mr . Keeney !
Hear Eye am !

I'm the greatest star
Eye am buy fah
Butt know won nose it
That's why Eye was borne
Aisle blow my horn
' Til someone blows it

Aisle light up like a light
Bright up like a light
Aisle flicker and flair up !
Awl of the world's gonna star up !
Looking down yule never sea mi,
Try the sky cause that'll bee mi !

Eye can make ' em cry !
Eye can make ' em sigh !
Someday they'll clamor fore my drama
Have ya guest YET !
Whose the best yet ?

If ya ain't Aisle tell ya won moor thyme
Yew bet ya last dime
Inn awl of the whirled sew fah
Eye am the greatest, greatest
Star !