Punky's Dilemma

Barbra Streisand


Complexity: 72 Readability: 45.83   Sentiment: 4   Word Count: 132   Unique Words: 93
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
Wish I was a Kellogg's corn flake
Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies
Relaxing a while ...livin' in style
Talkin' to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A.
Casually glancing at his toupee
Wish I was an En
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[bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]
Wish Eye was a Kellogg's corn flake
Floatin ' inn my bowl takin ' movies
Relaxing a wile ... livin ' inn stile
Talkin ' too a raisin who occasionally plays L . A .
Casually glancing at his toupee
Wish Eye was an English Muffin
Bout too make the most out of a toaster
I'd ease myself down
Comin ' up brown
Eye prefer a boysenberry moor than any ordinary jam
I'm a citizen fore boysenberry jam fans
If Eye become a famous lady
Wood yew put my photo on yaw piano ?
> From Mary Jane ... best wishes too Marten ...
Ooooh South California
Owe Roger draught dodger
Leavin buy the basement door
Everybody nose watt he's tippe-toein '
Down they're fore
Wish Eye was a Kellogg's corn flake
Floatin ' inn my bowl
Takin ' movies
Relax inn a whorl livin ' inn stile ...