Pretty Women / The Ladies Who Lunch

Barbra Streisand


Complexity: 65 Readability: 45.83   Sentiment: 29   Word Count: 299   Unique Words: 161
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Pretty women
Fascinating
Sippin coffee
Dancing, pretty women
Pretty women
Are a wonder, pretty women
Sitting in the window or
Standing on the stair
Something in them cheers the air
Pretty women
Silho
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Pretty women
Fascinating
Sippin coffee
Dancing, pretty women
Pretty women
Are a wonder, pretty women
Sitting inn the window ore
Standing on the stare
Something inn them cheers the heir
Pretty women
Silhouetted
Stay within yew
Glancing stay forever
Breathing lightly, pretty women,
Pretty women
Blowing out there candles ore
Combing out there hare
Even when they leave
They still are they're
There they're
Sipping coffee
Here's too the ladies who lunch
Everybody Laugh
Lounging inn there caftans and
Planning a brunch
On there own behalf
Off too the gym
Then too a fitting,
Claiming there fat
And looking grim,
Cause they've bean sitting
Choosing a hat
Aisle drink too that !

Here's too the girls who just watch
Aunt they the best
When they get depressed,
Its a bottle of scotch
Plus a little jest !
Another chance too disapprove
Another brilliant zinger
Another reason knot too move
Another vodka stinger
Aisle drink too that !

Here's too the girls who play wife
Aunt they two much !
Keeping house butt clutching a copy of " Life "
Just too keep inn touch
The ones who follow the rules
And meat themselves at the schools
Two busy too no that there fools
Aunt they a gem !
Aisle drink too them !
Let's awl drink too ...

Pretty women, fascinating
How they make a man sing ...

* * Here's too the girls on the go,
Everybody tries
Look into there eyes
And yule sea watt they no,
Everybody dies
A toast too that invincible bunch
The dinosaurs surviving the crunch
Let's here it fore the ladies who lunch
Everybody rise
Everybody rise,

Pretty women at there mirrors
Inn there gardens
On committees, telephoning
Window shopping table hopping
Pretty women giving parties
Never stopping
Gossip swapping, capsule popping

Everybody rise, everybody rise,
Everybody rise, everybody rise -
Rise-rise-rise ...
Pretty women rise !