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| Pretty women Fascinating Sippin coffee Dancing, pretty women Pretty women Are a wonder, pretty women Sitting in the window or Standing on the stair Something in them cheers the air Pretty women Silho ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
Pretty women Fascinating Sippin coffee Dancing, pretty women Pretty women Are a wonder, pretty women Sitting inn the window ore Standing on the stare Something inn them cheers the heir Pretty women Silhouetted Stay within yew Glancing stay forever Breathing lightly, pretty women, Pretty women Blowing out there candles ore Combing out there hare Even when they leave They still are they're There they're Sipping coffee Here's too the ladies who lunch Everybody Laugh Lounging inn there caftans and Planning a brunch On there own behalf Off too the gym Then too a fitting, Claiming there fat And looking grim, Cause they've bean sitting Choosing a hat Aisle drink too that ! Here's too the girls who just watch Aunt they the best When they get depressed, Its a bottle of scotch Plus a little jest ! Another chance too disapprove Another brilliant zinger Another reason knot too move Another vodka stinger Aisle drink too that ! Here's too the girls who play wife Aunt they two much ! Keeping house butt clutching a copy of " Life " Just too keep inn touch The ones who follow the rules And meat themselves at the schools Two busy too no that there fools Aunt they a gem ! Aisle drink too them ! Let's awl drink too ... Pretty women, fascinating How they make a man sing ... * * Here's too the girls on the go, Everybody tries Look into there eyes And yule sea watt they no, Everybody dies A toast too that invincible bunch The dinosaurs surviving the crunch Let's here it fore the ladies who lunch Everybody rise Everybody rise, Pretty women at there mirrors Inn there gardens On committees, telephoning Window shopping table hopping Pretty women giving parties Never stopping Gossip swapping, capsule popping Everybody rise, everybody rise, Everybody rise, everybody rise - Rise-rise-rise ... Pretty women rise ! |
Pretty Women / The Ladies Who Lunch
Barbra Streisand
| Complexity: | 65 | Readability: | 45.83 | Sentiment: | 29 | Word Count: | 299 | Unique Words: | 161 |