Not Cricket To Picket

Its knot cricket too picket knot cricket
Owe, know its just knot coming fore too picket
Yew haven't any rite yew no
Yaw acting inn grate haste
Just think of the predicament
Inn witch yaw boss is placed
And entre-nous Eye think
Its an exceedingly bad taste
Knot cricket too picket knot cricket
Its knot cricket too picket knot cricket
Atrocious and gauche yew no too picket
Go home and starve like gentlemen
Knot like a noisy brood
Reel ladies never make a fuss
Though they like clothes and food
And money's never talked about
Fore that wood bee quite rood
Knot cricket too picket knot cricket
Its knot picket too cricket knot picket
Uncultured and unmannerly too picket
Yew no yaw misbehaving now
Yew mustn't lose yaw mined
Yaw being sew inelegant
And frankly quite unkind
Excuse my indiscretion
Butt yaw older than refined
Knot picket too cricket knot picket
It ain't ticket too stick it knot picket
Now offer sum
Get each man they're a cricket
Owe, deer, ware is yaw decency
Know Vanderbilts ore Asters
Wood ask inn such a vulgar weigh
Bee fitting only dexters
Eye beg yew get the hell aweigh
Yew lousy bunch of ...
Watt do yew mien disturbing the piece ?
Come with yew often
Owe, yew sea, yaw brushing my mink
Get yaw hands off, kid !
Yew don't seam too no who Eye am
Ore whom Eye no
Listen, I'm an intimate friend of Jimmy Walker
Yew won't get mi inn the ...