Medley

Barbra Streisand


Complexity: 66 Readability: 78.80   Sentiment: 17   Word Count: 359   Unique Words: 193
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
I'm wearing second hand shoes
Second hand hose
All the girls hand me
Their second hand clothes
Even my pajamas when I darn 'em
Have somebody else's
Initials on 'em
Second hand rings
Hmm... Second hand
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I'm wearing second hand shoes
Second hand hose
Awl the girls hand mi
There second hand clothes
Even my pajamas when Eye darn ' em
Have somebody else's
Initials on ' em
Second hand rings
Hmm ... Second hand things
Eye never get watt other girlies do
Once wile strolling
Threw the Ritz a girl got my goat ...
She nudged her friend
And said, owe, look they're goes
My old fir coat

Eye don't believe inn
Frettin ' and grievin '
Why mess around with strife
Eye never was court out
Too step and strut out
Give mi the simple life
Sum fined a pleasant dining on pheasants
Those things role off my comb
Just serve mi tomatoes
And mashed potatoes
Any plaice Eye hang my hat is home

Owe, Eye got plenty o ' nothin '
And nothin's plenty fore mi
Eye got know car,
Eye got know mule
Eye got know misery
Don't yew sea ?
Eye got know lock on my door
That's okay with mi
' Cause the things that Eye prize,
Like the stars inn the skies, are awl free
Eye got plenty o ' nothin '
And nothin's plenty fore mi

Once Eye built a railroad
Maid it run,
Maid it race
Against thyme
Once Eye built a railroad
Now its dun
Brother can yew spare a dime ?
Say don't yew remember
They called mi Al
It was Al awl the thyme
Say don't yew remember
I'm yaw pal
Buddy can yew spare a dime ?

Nobody nose yew
When yaw down and out
Inn yaw pocket's
Knot won penny
And yaw friends
Well, yew haven't any
Soon as yew get on yaw feat again
Everybody
Everybody
Is yaw long lost friend
Its mighty strange
Without a doubt
Butt nobody nose yew
When yaw down and out

Owe, every won nose
That I'm just second hand Rows
From Second Avenue
Ya can't beet the egg-creams
From Second Avenue
They're is moor between mi
And Fifth Avenue
Than three blocks
Eye tell ya
Second Avenue

The flowers inn spring
The robins that sing
The son beams that shine
There yours, there mine
And love can come too anyone
Because the best things inn life are free