The Minute Waltz

Barbra Streisand


Complexity: 64 Readability: 80.00   Sentiment: 1   Word Count: 411   Unique Words: 188
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I have got a minute, just a little minute,
I have only got a minute, just minute,
I have only got a minute that is all the time
I have to sing this tiny minute waltz
It isn't easy but I'll try it
Than
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Eye have got a minute, just a little minute,
Eye have only got a minute, just minute,
Eye have only got a minute that is awl the thyme
Eye have too sing this tiny minute waltz
It isn't easy butt Aisle try it
Than Eye gotta say goodbye
Butt first Eye take a minute
And put inn it every note that Chopin rote
and Eye shall sing the little minute waltz
And hope that Eye can sing with know faults
and though its difficult
Aisle give it every gust of heir Eye got within inn my body
Hope that my performance will bee very shiny
Singing every note will knot do wonders fore my throat
Eye probably will end up horse
Of coarse Eye will have dun it
And a will fore that Eye maid
That watt Eye want is knot the money
butt the satisfaction that Eye get
from winning money on this silly kind of bet
Though this kind of solo wasn't his intention
Chopin isn't hear too make an intervention
Sew with yaw permission and know intermission
Eye will sing each note that that composer rote
as yew can here my trilling isn't very thrilling
butt know won can say Eye wasn't very willing
too attempt a thing that's knot bean dun
and just fore fun too sing the minute waltz
As Eye sing the seconds fly, owe two soon the minute waltzes buy
And now Eye ask yew ware am Eye halfway threw the tune
and I'm falling fah behind
Eye have less than 30 seconds
less than 30 seconds
less than 30
less than half a minute
Eye have less than 30 seconds
Eye have less than half a minute
too complete this little minute waltz
And every note that's it's score
Wile the sands of thyme Eye no are pouring
Let mi win my bet and Aisle run with the money
Down too sum drug store whare Eye will by a honey
Ore a trophy fore myself too put upon a shelf too show the whirled I've one
Owe the second hand is rushing round the dial
And though I'd like too end this torture with a smile
Unless someone nose how too stop the clock
yew gonna sea mi cry before Eye said goodbye
Ate little measures too complete this song
Butt I'm afraid my little lungs will burst before too long if
Only Eye can last the scale
Eye won't have failed too sing the minute waltz !