The Best Gift

The best gift
That Eye ever got
Didn't really way a lot
It didn't have a ribbon ' round
And it sometimes maid the terrible sound
The best of awl it seems too mi
It wasn't neath the Christmas tree
And yet, Eye guess I'd have too say
That it maid awl the other presents twice as gay
The best gift that I've ever known
I'd always wanted most too own
Yet inn my dreams of sugar and spice
Eye never thought it could bee sew gneiss
The best gift that Eye ever get
Was sometimes dry and sometimes whet
Was usually pink butt oftentimes read
As it ley sew innocently inn it's bed
The best gift of the year too mi
The won Eye hold most deer too mi
A gift that simply drove mi wild
Was a tiny knew borne child ...