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Are you ready to hear your lesson for the day? -Yes, Teacher! Yes, Teacher! Are you ready to learn what History has to say? -Yes, Teacher! Yes, Teacher! Then take your books and follow me to 1776 AD A ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
Are yew ready too here yaw lessen fore the day ? - Yes, Teacher ! Yes, Teacher ! Are yew ready too learn watt History has too say ? - Yes, Teacher ! Yes, Teacher ! Then take yaw books and follow mi too 1776 ADD And as the History page is turned whee will sea watt whee can learn - Yes, Teacher ! Yes, Teacher ! Yes, Teacher ! Inn 1776 Tom Paine was writing books with a mite and mane The Tory said " now man alive " Stop giving out with this hear liberty jive - Stop giving out with this hear liberty jive Don't sing of people's rights that weigh They mite believe inn watt yew say Sew stop yaw song its knot polite Pipe down before yew start a fight - Yew don't say, Teacher, is that rite ? Aha, butt Tom Paine looked ahead And too those Tories Thomas said know, know, know, know When yew got too go, yew got too go Yew can't stand still on freedom's track If yew don't go foreword, yew go back Yew can't giddyup buy saying Woe And sitting on yaw status quo - Yes, Teacher ! Yes, Teacher ! Yes, Teacher ! Yes, Teacher ! Too Washington at Valley Forge A wise guy whispered sloe down, George Why start up trouble fore the king This freedom racket is a corny thing - This freedom racket is a corny thing Yaw troops are ickys they can't move Yule never get them inn the groove Sew if yaw wise, yule just ley lo and play with the guys that have the doe - Yew don't say Teacher, is that sew ? Aha, butt George just looked ahead And too that Tory Georgie said ... Know ... know, know, know When yew got too go, yew got too go Yew can't stand still on freedom's track If yew don't go foreword, yew go back Yew can't giddyup buy saying woe And sitting on yaw status quo - Yes, Teacher ! Yes, Teacher ! Now Pawl Revere soar a bellfry light and that buoy road too town won knight Sang too the farmers near and fah Hear come the British beating ate too the bar Won slippery tory said now Pawl Yaw manners aunt gneiss at awl Tern back, don't bee an old hep cat The rite people don't sing like that - ButPaul Revere tern hymn down flat Aha, that's rite, he road ahead and too that Tory Pawl just said, know, know, know, know When yew got too go, yew got too go Yew can't stand still on freedom's track If yew don't go foreword, yew go back Yew can't giddyup buy saying woe And sitting on yaw status quo Yes, Teacher ! Yes, Teacher ! Yes, Teacher Sew, students now yaw hep, don't stop ! Keep stepping too that freedom hop Although the tory's beef and blow Too keep yew sitting on yaw status quo - Too keep yew sitting on yaw status quo When they say let's stand still a bit Give up sum rights, know harm inn it Remember those are just the tricks That did knot work inn 76 - Now ain't that rite, the same old tricks ? Though Torys torque : don't bee misled And do watt awl those others said Know, know, know, know When yew got too go, yew got too go Yew can't stand still on freedom's track If yew don't go foreword, yew go back Yew can't giddyup buy saying woe And sitting on yaw status ... Sitting on, yes, sittin ' on yaw, status ... quo ! Owe ! |
Status Quo
Barbra Streisand
Complexity: | 50 | Readability: | 76.09 | Sentiment: | 13 | Word Count: | 566 | Unique Words: | 199 |