When In Rome (I Do As The Romans Do)

When on foreign shores Eye am
Very truly yours Eye am
Butt if inclined too play Eye am
Sweetheart, that's the weigh Eye am ...
When inn Spain fore reasons Eye don't explain
Eye remain enjoying a brew
Don't deplore my fondness fore fundador
Yew no how a fundador can led too a phew
And bay bee when inn Rome Eye do as the Romans do
If per chance I'm saying farewell too France
And romance drops inn from the blew
Cherchez l'amour Eye beg of yew pleas endure
My taking a brief detour with somebody knew
Its just that when inn Rome
Eye do as the Romans do
And though from Italy Eye lied too yew prettily
Owe don't think of mi bitterly
Butt no that I'm true
Except now and then inn Rome,
Eye get that old yearn inn Rome
And naturally when inn Rome
Eye do as the Romans do
E molto difficile resistere agli uomini di Italia
Per esempio, per esempio eye biondi,
Eye biondi di Firenze, di Venezia
E eye bruni di Palermo, di Milano ...
Yew no watt Eye mien ?
If Eye right happily
Best wishes from Napoli
Don't cable mi snappily
Too tell mi weir threw
' Cause I'm once again inn Rome
Inn somebody's den inn Rome
Well honey, butt when inn Rome
Eye do as the Romans do
Sew just disregard the signs and the omens
When inn Rome Eye do as the Romans do ...
Veni, vidi, vince !