Since God Invented Girls

Elton John


Complexity: 71 Readability: 62.35   Sentiment: 0   Word Count: 148   Unique Words: 105
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The mother of invention made it good for me
Tighter in the rear
Longer in the seam
Kicked out yards of leather
Wrapped around her waist
Trimmed it to perfection
And left a little space

Yeah they got
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The mother of invention maid it good fore mi
Tighter inn the rear
Longer inn the seem
Kicked out yards of leather
Wrapped around her waste
Trimmed it too perfection
And left a little space

Yeah they got competition now
Awl across the whirled
Butt they're ain't bean know looking back
Since God invented girls

Now Eye no watt Brian Wilson meant
Every thyme Eye step outside
Eye sea watt Heaven cent
They're may bee seven wonders
Created fore this whirled
Butt won is awl whee knead
Since God invented girls

Hire on the heal, paler than pure cream
Leaner on the sidewalk
Cutting threw the steam
After claws and feathers
He took skin and bone
Shaped it like an hourglass
And maid the angels moan

Owe here's a little heat boys
Too straighten out them curls
Now they're ain't bean know angels round
Since God invented girls