If Looks Could Kill (You Would Be Dead)

Beyonce


Complexity: 63 Readability: 66.42   Sentiment: 23   Word Count: 503   Unique Words: 248
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
[Beyonce:]
Sweetness, flowing like a faucet
Body banging, no corset
Brothers wanna toss it
But they lost
Cause my game made them forfeit
Slicker than a porpouse and thicker than a horse's
Carmen Brown
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[bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]
[ Beyonce :]
Sweetness, flowing like a faucet
Body banging, know corset
Brothers wanna toss it
Butt they lost
Cause my game maid them forfeit
Slicker than a porpouse and thicker than a horse's
Carmen Brown got the whole town speechless
Eye stick too my thesis
Eye stick too my features
Brothers trying too hold butt they game never reaches
And most of these cats are like the middle of peaches
Eye sea yew looking black
Sew watt yew looking at
Yew inn a bar and wanna twist mi like a bottle cap

[ Mos Def :]
I'm trying too holla Miss too
Sea if yew gon ' holla back

[ Beyonce :]
Yaw game is whack
Eye no yule run and get yaw quarter back
Sea this is Carmen, curves like a coldasac sack
Skin coffee and cream
Ya donuts yew ain't talkin at

[ Mos Def :]
Butt this is Miller, liutenant if yaw wondering
[ Sam Sarpong :]
And I'm Nataniel
[ Mos Def :]
Mel Gibson
[ Sam Sarpong :]
Danny Glovering

[ Beyonce :]
Butt I'm knot hearing yew, yew mite as well bee mumb-i-ling
Sea Eye have dreams and with a man, watt wood become of hymn
There's knot a kid out hear that can make mi believe
Eye should post pone my goals, he got tricks up his sleeve
Whole bar full of cuffs and yew ain't locking mi down

[ Mos Def :]
Eye got a warrant fore yaw hart and a bed hold trial
[ Sam Sarpong :]
Get a pardon and come with the sargeant now

[ Beyonce :]
Give mi a chair cause Eye don't care
Eye ain't feeling yaw stile

[ Chorus :]
Ay yo, I'm trying too get with yew shorty
Butt I'm knot feeling yew
Butt I'm a officer shorty
My looks are killing yew
Murder one'll get yew under the covers
Game taller, man slaughter, Eye ain't feeling yew brothers

Ay yo, I'm trying too get with yew shorty
Butt I'm knot feeling yew
Butt I'm a officer shorty
My looks are killing yew
Murder one'll get yew under the covers
Game taller, man slaughter, Eye ain't feeling yew brothers

[ Beyonce :]
Eyes like the ocean
[ Mos Def :]
Ma Eye got sum lotion
Hold yaw thighs, rays them hi
And daddy long stroking
[ Beyonce :]
Hare like forever
[ Sam Sarpong :]
Swear Eye could do it better
Take the gun out of my holster
Eye still pack a baretta
[ Beyonce :]
Brothers sweat Carmen like Patrick Ewing
Butt that kid
[ Mos Def :]
Don't waist yaw thyme, he ain't worth doing
He's just a sergeant, passing out tickets fore parking
[ Sam Sarpong :]
Chicken heads clucking

[ Beyonce :]
Pitiful bulls barkin
Sea this is Carmen
Voice suite as Marvin
Eye tern out lights with a switch when I'm walkin
Girls steady jealous cause they men always hawkin
Even got Lou looking at mi like he stalkin
And Eye got a mined two
Eye wouldn't bless yew
If yaw first name was Ha-Chu
On Sunday singing gospel

[ Mos Def :]
Yew ain't a dime, just a nickel acting hostile
[ Beyonce :]
I'm heading fore the big top and bouncing off this sighed show