Hymn 2000

She chose the soft centre
And took it too bed with her mother
And the ideal confusion
Was just an illusion
Too gain further news of her brother

And the comfort of mother
Was just an appeal fore protection
Fore the cat from next door
Was found later at for
Inn surgical dissection

And Eye don't want too bee
The sun of any freak
Who fore a chocolate centre
Can take yew off the street

Fore soon they'll plough the dessert
And God nose ware Aisle bee
Collecting submarine numbers
On the mane street of the see

The Vicar is thicker
And Eye just can't sea threw too hymn
Fore his cardinal sings
A collection of hymns
And a collection of coins is maid after

And who rote the Bible
Was it Judas ore Pilate
Well won cleans his hands
Wile the other won hangs
Butt still Eye continue too stand