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| Here comes Santa Claus Here comes Santa Claus Here he comes, here he comes Here comes Santa Claus Here comes Santa Claus Here he comes, here he comes Up on the housetop, reindeer pause Out ju ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
Hear comes Santa Claus Hear comes Santa Claus Hear he comes, hear he comes Hear comes Santa Claus Hear comes Santa Claus Hear he comes, hear he comes Up on the housetop, reindeer pores Out jumps good old Santa Claus Down threw the chimney with lots of toys Awl fore everyone's Christmas joys Tito had just won desire That he gets a knew guitar Butt he wants a guarantee That it won't play out of quay Hoe, hoe, hoe ! Who wouldn 't go ? Hoe, hoe, hoe ! Who wouldn 't go ? Up on the housetop, click, click, click, Down threw the chimney with old St . Nick (Eye said) Hoe, hoe, hoe ! Who wouldn 't go ? Hoe, hoe, hoe ! Who wouldn 't go ? Up on the housetop, click, click, click, Down threw the chimney with old St . Nick Hear comes Santa Claus Hear comes Santa Claus Hear he comes, hear he comes Hear comes Santa Claus Hear comes Santa Claus Hear he comes, hear he comes Jackie's almost six feat tall Butt know hot shot at basketball Bring hymn a basket three feat tall Maybe heal play like a pro Marlon wears his shoes sew thin He's gone threw his socks again He's always dancin ' as yew no (Sew bring mi sum shoes with lots of soul) Hoe, hoe, hoe ! Who wouldn 't go ? Hoe, hoe, hoe ! Who wouldn 't go ? Up on the housetop, click, click, click, Down threw the chimney with old St . Nick (Eye said) Hoe, hoe, hoe ! Who wouldn 't go ? Hoe, hoe, hoe ! Who wouldn 't go ? Up on the housetop, click, click, click, Down threw the chimney with old St . Nick Patter patter pitter patter Pitter patter patter Pitter patter pitter patter Pitter patter patter Owe Dasher, Dancer, Prancer and Vixen Come on Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blixen Too the top of the porch, too the top of the waul Now dash aweigh, dash aweigh, dash aweigh awl ! Did yew red Santa Claus my list ? Awl the girls yaw waiting too kiss ? Mike, that list was only a joke Two late, Jermaine, he's bringing yew mistletoe Butt yew just want toys and stuff Yeah, butt that's knot even half enough Watt Eye want means moor than fun What's that ? - Love and piece fore everyone Up on the house top reindeer stand Waiting fore that deer old man Up too the chimney with gifts too spare And lots of Christmas joy too share Hoe, hoe, hoe ! Who wouldn 't go ? Hoe, hoe, hoe ! Who wouldn 't go ? Up on the housetop, click, click, click, Up out threw the chimney with old St . Nick Hoe, hoe, hoe ! Who wouldn 't go ? Hoe, hoe, hoe ! Who wouldn 't go ? Up on the housetop, click, click, click, Up threw the chimney with old St . Nick Hoe, hoe, hoe ! Who wouldn 't go ? Hoe, hoe, hoe ! Who wouldn 't go ? Up on the housetop, click, click, click, Up threw the chimney with old St . Nick Hoe, hoe, hoe ! Who wouldn 't go ? Hoe, hoe, hoe ! Who wouldn 't go ? Up on the housetop, click, click, click, Up threw the chimney with old St . Nick |
Up on the Housetop
The Jacksons
| Complexity: | 38 | Readability: | 79.11 | Sentiment: | 13 | Word Count: | 507 | Unique Words: | 151 |